the salor and the priest

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Sunday, 17-Dec-2006 15:36:50

A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "Fuck, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don’t use that
kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I fuck’n missed
again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don’t use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again
he couldn’t help mutter, "Oh fuck…" The priest said, "That’s it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest.
In the distance a deep voice said, "FUCK, I Missed".

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 17-Dec-2006 20:31:31

rofl rofl

Post 3 by Raskolnikov (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 18-Dec-2006 0:39:09

That's not funny, god will punish the foul-mouthed, believe me, he freaking will.

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 18-Dec-2006 12:47:41

hahaha. lol